New Season, Old Looks

It's sunny and 65 degrees in New York City after having been cold for the past several days. Folks are walking around outside in the nice weather, celebrating the first real warm day in a while. Okay, it needs to be said: Can we get past the Paris Hilton look already? During my brief 1.5 block jaunt to Radio Shack an hour ago, I counted six Paris Hilton wannabees along the way. Each was walking a small dog, sporting long straight hair, a light jacket with furry stuff somewhere on it, and sunglasses that looked like Elton John's ski goggles.

And can the guys please get rid of the Borg Bluetooth headsets?