I made it to 32!
Dennis, Cami, Jen, Craig and Sara got me a cake on Saturday night and sang Happy Birthday to me on the beach in Montauk. Last night, Mom invited the family over and we did it all over again. I snagged a bunch of cool stuff, including a metal detector, a power supply for my laptop, new grills tools, an air purifier for the office and a bunch of other cool new toys.
Today is the real day, though, and I'm working from home, waiting for Time Warner to fix my Road Runner.